It’s good to have a laugh at yourself now and again. When you’re Aussie, you kinda have to 🙂
(Seriously, Christmas in WINTER of al seasons is just so backward! 🙂 )
FUN FACT: Australia invented Wi-Fi.
(For those dirty-minded savages imagining something inappropriate: a THONG is a loose sandal. That’s the REAL definition of the word.)
(Yeah, seriously, this is a problem I’ve noticed with Yanks. Imagine an Australian in America or Europe, when asked where he’s from, or when mentioning where something is, responding simply “Queensland” or “Victoria”, without explanation. That’s basically what you do.)
It’s a matter of dispute as to whether the delicious pavlova (anyone who hasn’t heard of that is officially an uncultured barbarian) was invented in Australia or New Zealand.
Here in Australia, we’re not Victorian about swear words.
Now THIS brings back memories from my brief school years!
This is a bin chicken fighting a bush turkey, and it is excellent
I have some horrifying information for australians about how americans think you’re supposed to pronounce Emu: they say “ee-moo” I tell them how to actually say it “ee-mew” and theyre like How Dare you tell me i’m wrong
I just found out that loads of Australians call slides “slippery dips”.
Fuck you people are weird
before I put any pair of shoes on I make sure there isn’t any spiders inside is that Aussie culture or just me culture
Foreigners think we’re all scared of spiders and snakes where the reality is we live in perpetual terror of this email
nobody:
unsw: https://twitter.com/UNSW/status/1108196713875963904 …
UNSW✔ @UNSW
It’s #WorldFrogDay! Here are the 7 known frog amplexus (mating) positions, originally shared by @UNSWScience amphibian expert Dr @JodiRowley.
I made a handy guide so Americans can understand weather reports in Celsius:
0 = Literally freezing
10 = Chilly
20 = Nice
30 = Hot
40 = Fuck you
50 = Australia
trying not to throw up in my throat when americans posts picture of themselves at the “beach” and it’s clearly a river bank or the shore of a lake. disgusting people
two types of people in this world:
1. The dude in front of me with $340 on his opal
2. Everyone else
just found out a ‘strip mall’ in the USA is just a bunch of places but in one row of buildings instead of separate buildings, or one big building. buddy that’s just called “the shops”
do any of you aussies ever just
not know how to explain a slang word a foreigner doesn’t understand because it seems normal to you
My favourite part about living in Australia is seeing over 30,000 Bats fly over your house every night
good morning everyone, it’s a bright and sunny saturday morning, i’ve just voted in the federal election, i am walking home, democracy sausage in hand, i am being stalked by the magpie in the tree behind me
Where I’m from we don’t shake hands, we violently headbang to the tune of “fruit salad” by The Wiggles.
learning about drugs and sex from a talking giraffe called harold in the back of a suspicious van at school is aussie culture
https://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuenschwander/22-times-americans-australians-and-brits-confused
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/australian-memes?utm_term=.iwdmv8P0G&bfsource=bbf_enau
https://www.buzzfeed.com/ishabassi/funny-australian-tweets?origin=tub
Ditto 😂
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:)))
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ROFL!! I’ve burned my tongue on those meat pies, so I’m proud to say I’m definitely Aussie!
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LOL, me too!
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You might be hearing something from Lydia soon – I just told her that we’re siblings, and the size of our family. She apparently had a heart attack.
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Ha! This was FUNNY! I LOVED it!
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Thanks! I had a good laugh finding them.
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Looks like it took time too!
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Actually, apart from a couple I’d seen around the net, almost all of them came from a couple of BuzzFeed articles.
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Maybe it didn’t take time, but still, I enjoyed it.
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We can be a pretty laid back nation… until we’re hit with the coronavirus, then we shut all our federal, state & territory borders.
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Yep! That’s what it’s like here.
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Actually, to be honest, some of them made me hungry 🙂
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Oh, I know! That’s why I’m eating right now! 😉 JK
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🙂
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What time is it for you right now?
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8:50 AM, on Saturday the 4th.
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Aw! No fair. It’s Saturday for you! It’s 6:23 PM here. Friday…….. 😦
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Has the sun set yet?
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No. Pure daylight.
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Cool. I like longer days. It’s spring over there, isn’t it?
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More like summer!
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LOL. It’s the middle of autumn here. One of my two least-favourite seasons (beside winter). I don’t mind winter or autumn, but I prefer spring & summer.
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Oh my word! You’re kidding me!
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On my season preferences? Or on it being autumn? Here in Australia & the rest of the Southern Hemisphere, the seasons are the opposite of yours.
(Of course, we never have snow. Although I would like to experience it!)
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It being Autumn. I just don’t get how that works.
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Everything’s opposite in the Southern Hemisphere (SH). Even the direction rivers flow & leaves grow (so I heard once, at least).
You experience spring/summer when the Northern Hemisphere (NH) is tilted towards the sun, and the SH tilted away (which is when we have autumn/winter). We experience summer when the SH is tilted towards the sun, and the NH is tilted away (your winter).
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I’m glad you’re smart.
Being taught a science lesson at this time right before the weekend. How awesome!
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Thanks. The stars rotate in different directions, too.
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Really? Who says?
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You look north (i.e. your up) to watch the stars, and they appear to rotate counter-clockwise. We Aussies look south (i.e. our up) to watch the stars, and they appear to rotate clockwise.
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Wow. What do you want to be when you grow up? Or… you are grown up! 😉
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LOL, yeah 🙂
Um… that’s a tough one. I’m one of those people who’ve never been entirely sure. I’m a University student at the moment, and I’m currently looking at retail work.
I MIGHT at some point to a teaching or librarianship course – MIGHT.
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Cool
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I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to answer with one word.
I’m not ending this conversation!
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LOL, very forward. I am enjoying this.
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Me too!
What’s your favorite thing to eat?
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That’s a tough one. I have many foods I love – lasagna, pizza, cake, M&M chocolate, anything KFC or Hungry Jacks, any kind of (clean) meat.
(My apologies – at least some of those are stuff you can’t eat, aren’t they?)
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Ooooh me too! I still love food though!
It’s fine. Yeah, I can’t eat that.
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What are your favourite foods?
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Foods I can eat or just in general!
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Both.
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Paleo food – black beans, baked fish, and ummmmm ummmmm
In general – Pizza, mashed potatoes, anything pasta, cookies, brownies, ice cream, and everything else.
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Are black beans similar to regular beans?
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Yeah pretty much.
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They’re among my favourite vegetables – and bananas are among my favourite fruit.
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Oooh, Bananas! Yes.
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I could eat a bunch of those.
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Me too!
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Do you like music? (I think you may have discussed this before, but I don’t quite remember.)
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Oh my word! YES! Music is the best thing on earth! You?
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I don’t know about “best thing on earth”, but I enjoy a good song/music. Apart from movie songs (“Let it gooooo”), my favourites are Christian/Messianic songs – particularly Paul Wilbur and Don Francisco.
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Awesome!
You know that was very sweet and kind of you to play with your younger brother.
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Thanks. He’s sweet and fun. And since we’re staying at our Grandma’s at the moment, he’s a little spoiled 🙂
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Ooooh yeah. I’m sure of that!
I’m spoiled too…. getting to talk with you!
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That’s sweet of you 🙂 This is certainly one of the longest conversations I’ve had with a girl my age, apart from my sister… perhaps THE longest!
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Wow. Cool. I love talking to you. I’m sure we would talk a ton more face to face.
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Probably – although I tend to fare better with virtual conversations than face-to-face ones; I can be a little shy/introverted.
Wanna Skype sometime?
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If you would be willing to
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I’d be willing to try.
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Yeah – try. You would hang up as soon as you see me!
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I seriously doubt that 🙂
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I was just imagining it!
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(P.S. I found your Skype account, sent a “hi” wave.)
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I just saw that!
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And I FINALLY got my mic to work!
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YAY!
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I just woke up. What time is it for you now?
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It’s 11:40 PM.
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Dude! What time do you go to bed!?
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I’d lost track of the time, until you asked. I should probably get to bed soon.
(I often go to bed around 11, sometimes midnight, or VERY occasionally 1 or 2 AM.)
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Yikes. I don’t know how you survive! 😉 I have to sleep!!!!
Good night.
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My Dad often tells me I need to go to bed; Grandma doesn’t.
I’m trying to catch up on some Uni work I’m behind on (and a blog I’ve been behind on); I’ve just about done enough to satisfy my conscience (LOL).
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Oh. Gotcha!
Okay! Do whatever you need to do.
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I was also doing a little catching up on my translation of Matthew.
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I admire you for that!
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Thanks 🙂
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You’re welcome! 🙂
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I actually only discovered this as a result of (many) interactions with Flat Earthers; it’s one of the MANY evidences that our Earth is a Globe.
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Amazing.
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I’m a man of much research.
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I’m just now getting this comment.
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Don’t worry – once or twice, one of your comments went into my spam folder! Good thing I check it weekly.
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Whew! That happens to me too often.
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Since you’ve heard my voice…
https://jmshistorycorner.wordpress.com/2020/02/18/showing-my-face/
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Oh my word!!!!!!!! Awwwwww cute. That last sentence is the best!
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Thanks! You’re rather beautiful, too.
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Oh shucks
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(Sorry for the delay – I was drawing chalk rainbows with my 3-year-old brother.)
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That’s what your sister just told me
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When I said your birthday photos were cute, I wasn’t just referring to when you were little.
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Now that is sweet. You’re making me want to hug you.
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>—-(^_^)—-<
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I have to ask this… how long have you “liked” me?
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At least a few weeks. Been trying to get up the courage to say something.
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Was it back when my birthday happened?
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Yeah, I think so.
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For me, it happened when you sent me the podcast and told me you were sisters to Rue.
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